Truth Be Told

Something that really just annoys me in a funny way..

So I follow a lot of creative, cooking, and fun blogs and I check them out during the day when it’s slow at work… But one thing that I cannot understand is why some people feel the need to recreate things that don’t need to be redone…like making homemade marshmellows or goldfish crackers!!! Some people even make their own milk.. I mean why even go through all of the trouble, just buy it in the store… *smh* Some people really have too much time on their hands! lol

Okay so this is theeee most funniest part in the entire show of The Office with Michael Scott losing it on Toby! I was done after seeing this!!! Laughter for days!!! Poor Tobes!

I'm not Going to Lie. I laughed and stared at this for a good 30 min. at work. For some reason my co-workers think this was made just for me.... lol. »

I don’t understand why people feel the need to make up new words in songs when we have like millions that they can use that are in the dictionary.

I feel like going work clothes shopping and also “just because I want cute clothes” shopping this weekend. Done and done!

lol

I don’t know how many times I have to tell my single friends:::

Being in a relationship is like having another full-time job… Yes, it’s a beautiful thing but it takes hard work and much patience!!! And I have never been married before, but i’m pretty sure that’s like having about 100 full-time jobs.. So be content in your wait and just let it come when it’s supposed to!

My co-worker came to talk to me today…and as he was talking there was a huge contraption that fell out of his nose unto my desk and I have no idea where it went. I’m losing it!

Video of the Day::: Miami Zombie Attack Prank

I’m mad dude going to pull out a gun and still manage to run away! LOL, Needed this at the end of my work day.. WOooo buddy! lol - TheatricalBliss

FACT: I don’t like cake, but I can demolish a cupcake.

Random Thought of the Day: I haven’t physically fought anybody since 3rd grade.

And I think that’s a good thing for the world to know. I see these stank vids of girls/guys just goin’ for each other and I’m like that couldn’t be me. I just watched a vid which I dare not reblog that trash on my page and I mean she got tore up! She didn’t try to swing or nothing, I mean she got her head stomped in and she didn’t do not a dang thing! Now, I’m not a violent person and I haven’t fought since I was a little kid and that fight started in the basement of my old babysitter’s house with me somehow dragging this poor girl up a flight of stairs still fighting her until she ended up upstairs in the bathroom knocked out in the shower w/the shower curtain on top of her! Yeah I wasn’t violent really..lol So I think it’s a reason why God have spared any little woman who would try to step my way because you’re not going to beat up on me and get away with it with all your bones in tact. Yes this is my flesh talking, but this is real life and homie don’t play that! God is still working on me though….

Oh No. My mom now knows how to Gchat with me while i’m at work. Now she wont’ ever stop talking.

She already blows up my work phone 100 X times a day. Gotta love her though.

I think my friends are starting to catch on to the fact whenever I give advice I’m quoting some random song artist that I listen to… Lately I have been quoting a lot of Lauryn Hill an Frank Sinatra (yeah, sometimes my friends need that smooth love talk from Frankie) lol… I’ve been known to throw in some Pac here and there too just for some intellectual effect lol.

LOL.. oh my.

Apparently I have a secret admirer at my job since Friday…

Last Friday, someone left me chocolate cherries on my desk. No note. Nothing… I thought it was just something that they gave all the secretaries only to find out that no other secretary received any chocolate cherries… Then today, I get to work and there are 4 chocolate covered strawberries individually wrapped in this cute paper. Now whoever it is must don’t know me quite well because I actually don’t like chocolate. LOL. Sooo cute..but major fail in that area….I already asked all the guys I work for in my office, none of them seem to be the culprit… Whoever it is must get here at the crack of dawn because my boss hasn’t seen them either… Hmmnnnnn…. I’m going to leave a note for them before I leave work and maybe they will respond… It kind of makes me nervous and also grossed out because anybody else outside my section is old enough to be my father!!!!! *Sigh* Story of my life.